Serge The Masseur: Si, the women are all looking, Cristiano.
CR: Yes, but are they looking like the hungry she-wolf when she pants on the prowl for meat, Serge? This is how the woman should always look at Cristiano Ronaldo when he is of the naked.
Serge: Si. They low and pant like the she-wolf when she has first sighted a fat young boy with a broken leg crying for his momma.
CR: I am not convinced. Massage my abdominals to show them how defined and beautiful they are.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Serge, the women are looking at me.
Serge: Si, Cristiano. [He massages Cristiano Ronaldo's lower abs.]
CR: Do they stare at me with the eye of the passionate eagle, Serge?
Serge: Si. They are all staring, and laughing and pointing.
CR: With joy, yes? Because, seeing me, they have beheld joy in a red swimsuit, yes Serge?
Serge: Si, Cristiano. And not at all because this looks awkward and possibly intimate.
CR: Ha! Why would they think that? The Cristiano Ronaldo is what makes the other males cry in the night for their lack of the sexy!
Serge: Si, Cristiano.
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